First Clue - Audio/Text

[whistlesatengineers]

[ The first sound out of the comm was a suspicious thump thump thump. Someone’s testing to see if it’s on, maybe? After that, someone whistles what sounds like the acknowledging warble a computer might make. After that is a long, tense pause, followed by a grunt. The audio flicks off, but typing starts after a few more moments. ]

Gunney? Dare?

[ Another long pause before the typing continues. ]

This isn’t New Mombasa. This probably isn’t even Earth, is it? Where am I?

[ More importantly, where are his guns?!]

Comments

[defiant-rage.livejournal.com]

Why are you making that irritating... whistling noise?

[ello-poppies.livejournal.com]

No it ain't, and good luck findin'that last one out.

[heavyweaponsbot]

On a boat.

[farfairersoul.livejournal.com]

You are on an oceanfaring ship that is not actually a ship on an ocean planet that may not be a planet at all, on your way to a place called the Golden Shore.

At least you realized fairly easily that you are no longer on your "dirt" planet. Most roundears do not catch on so quickly.

[Does he sound impressed? No, not really. Maybe a very, very little. But that's better than most people get!]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Get ready to be ridiculously miserable.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Hey, this is First Mate Kage. You're on board the MS Elegante, and our destination is the Golden Shore. While we're en route, your job is to sit back and relax, awright? You got any questions, need anythin' special, you talk t'me or any other crew member, awright?

Welcome aboard.